Posted 5 days ago

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

Posted 5 days ago

90% of horse movies

  1. girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  2. girl: dad can I keep it
  3. dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  4. girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  5. girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  6. *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  7. dad: how dare u
  8. girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  9. girl: *enters race*
  10. girl: *wins*
  11. dad: u make me so proud
  12. horse: *whinnies*
Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago

internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
image

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

ultralorde:

are you coming back to bed babe

Posted 6 days ago

fatphrodite:

#ThatsHowIUsedToDrawBirds

(Source: doncasturbate)

Posted 6 days ago
oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

Posted 6 days ago

hippies-like-us:

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

Posted 6 days ago